It’s not okay to shave your ass.

September 18, 2008

Unless you’re a model or something…or I don’t know, an olympic swimmer…it’s not okay to shave your ass. This goes for guys and girls, but it’s a little more understandable for women. We aren’t supposed to have hair back there. But again, if you go to all that trouble and you aren’t showing off your behind for money, you’re a stupid person. A stupid, stubbly assed person. Shame on you.

I can’t even imagine the flexibility required to shave one’s own ass. It’s gotta be awkward with all the bending and cheek lifting and what not, not to mention the possibility of catching something with the razor that wasn’t meant to be shorn. Yuck.

What about ingrown hairs? I get them on my legs and they hurt like shit, what about on your ass? What about under the cheek? Oh Gods I feel faint.


One Response to “It’s not okay to shave your ass.”

  1. Christian Anonymous Says:

    You don’t know what’s not okay? It’s not okay to tell others that trying to make themselves feel better about themselves by merely shaving their back side is not okay, just because you don’t have to. People don’t choose to have hair there by the way, it is natural even for girls to grow hair there sometimes (why else would it be there? Unless you think hair is a disease of sorts). So if they go through all the effort even though they might not show it outside beach season, what is it to you? Besides, it’s probably more hygienic since there isn’t all that hair in which something could get caught.

    None of this is personal, just expressing my opinion like you are yours and I’m loving your blog! Keep up the good work.

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